Did the LHC Trigger the Great Quickening?
A Pseudo-Scientific / Eschatological Speculation • 2026
Since CERN's Large Hadron Collider began operations in 2008–2010, reports of time subjectively speeding up have surged globally, even among teenagers. Those growing up in the 1970s rarely experienced this sensation at the same age. This document explores the theory that CERN's high-energy collisions subtly altered spacetime, triggering a planetary "quickening" directly fulfilling the Greek word "tachy" in Revelation 22:7.
Pre-2008 vs Post-CERN • Anecdotal + Forum Data
The tachometer of history is redlining.
Those who were teenagers in the 1970s almost never reported time speeding up. Today's teens, across hemispheres and tech levels, routinely describe days, weeks, and school years as "blurring" and flying by.
CERN didn't just find the Higgs boson.
It may have revved the engine of time itself.